My name is Steven and I’m a failed writer.
I’ve had a bout of writer’s block. I think you
know what I mean. It’s when you start a sentence and then have trouble
finishing . . . no, wait . . . find the end to be elusive . . . no, that’s not
it . . . and then are unable to . . . screw it. I’m going to go watch another
episode of Orphan Black.
To be honest, I’ve not had writer’s block. I
just didn’t have anything to say for a while, a rare condition welcomed by
friends and family. I actually never get writer’s block and thought I’d share a
few secrets of how to escape its grip.
1. Set a daily goal for a reachable number of
words. Five hundred is a good number, but 250 works if that’s all you’ve got.
2. Work off an outline. When blocked, go to your
outline. Rework it if necessary. Then write your 500 words.
3. If unsure why your main character has
inexplicably declared love for someone on page 14 when it shouldn’t have
occurred until page 100 (premature exclamation), simply use your best friend —
the DELETE key — and then jump to then next part of your story that is
compatible with life on the planet you’re creating. (Writing coaches might tell
you not to do this, but remember Rule #2 aspiring failed writers: Ignore advice
from successful writers and people in the publishing business. Trust that you
know more than they do.) Of course, writing as if you are
leaping about within some sort of cosmic time-space continuum makes revisions tougher. You have to fix your timeline and avoid abrupt
breaks in the narrative.
4. Work on more than one project at a time. If
your tale of Waldemar and the Martian Invasion bogs down, jump to your blog or
perhaps a short story.
5. Read — preferably something outside the genre
or subject matter of your project.
6. Give up and watch another episode of Orphan Black.
Too funny. My drug/addiction/avoidance tools are NCIS reruns. I know 'em all. B.
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